February 2010
18 posts
January 2010
36 posts
My (nightmare) come true. →
(via thingsthatareworth1000)
fucking lazy europeans. bitch bitch bitch about salaries and hours and go on strike all the damn time.
i giggled, but noone who reads this will have the... →
this is a pretty good read. →
my increasingly intricate conversations with myself are an indicator of my ever-growing neurosis t/f?
Male friends on getting a boyfriend
thingsthatareworth1000:
Sam: Fair- though if you don’t care about it being superficial- wear something low cut and give them the cold shoulder Sam: it works every god damn time Sam: its like catnip
this is the opposite of what is true, i promise you. well, the cold shoulder part at least.
a life needs secret plans
marketing 101
1) make shameless ripoff of already shitty slogan
2) ???
3) profit
(credit: SE)
Uh.
thingsthatareworth1000:
My brother has recently developed frostbite on his feet despite rarely going outside. My dad seems to think that this means he needs to wear socks more often. The fact that normal people get frostbite by being outside in freezing temperatures for hours does not seem to convince him that we could afford to heat the house just a little more.
Worrisome.
one of my favorite...
favorite-end-of-year-summary-type-thing →
(via foreversavage)
“Last week photographs showed Michelle Obama greeting many leaders at the G20 summit in Pittsburgh summit with a kiss but stiffly holding out her arm for a handshake when she came to greet Berlusconi.
Pictures show Berlusconi gazing at Mrs Obama’s gown, instead of her face, and holding his arms out as if in delight at what he sees, while the US president looks...